January 2011
72 posts
Don't Date a Girl Who Reads [to be appreciated by... →
Why I Hate My Job [among other reasons]
Extreme Sudoku
Sudoku Champion
Killer Sudoku Puzzler
Killer Sudoku Test
Handy Killer Sudoku
Sudoku Easy
Serious Sudoku
Sudoku Magic
“I’m getting the impression that I only sit on tumblr to look at photos of...”
– Myself.
Names for poses for American Apparel Models. →
flickflickflicker:
The Confrontational Amsterdam Hooker
The Mustachioed Ennui
The Scoliosis Vogue
The Legging Erotic
The Exploited Ballerina
The Ubiquitous Nipple
The Porno Contraposti
The Bored Stripper
The Ass Brandish
The Smug Teaching Assistant
I Have to Be Honest
I laugh at people who write their occupations as, for an edgy example, “dreamer”, “lost little girl” or “weaver of lies” (!?) on LookBook. Also, I know it’s hypocritical, but HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ALL BE WRITING MODELLING ART STUDENT FASHION BLOGGERS!? No engineers. Never an engineer.
Sincerely,
the 19 year old cynical lover and stylist/blogger from Your...
One Track Mind
Me: I want to see Black Swan. Let’s go see that.
Very Straight Male: What’s it about?
Me: Um… it’s a ballet movie…
VSM: *silence*
Me: It has a Natalie Portman lesbian scene.
VSM: Ahhhhh…
Head as Utensil
If you are planning on shutting a window any time soon, (and why wouldn’t you? There are many reasons you should; mosquitoes, cold, air-born diseases that make you grow an extra limb out of your backside) HEED MY WARNING: Skulls are not made to do this. Hands are. Elbows even. USE YOUR FREAKING KNEE FOR ALL I CARE. Just don’t use the top of your head because you will almost certainly...
“Every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, like horses? You know?...”
– Lost in Translation
